Nicole vs. Life
her voice honestly makes me want to vomit. i have springsteen cranked up all the way.
peeing in bathroom at penn station and the homeless man next to me is combing his beard with a fork...god I love new york
He's still on the phone with him. This is unnatural. Dudes don't call other dudes just to talk.
DO IT!!! IT MUST BE FATE THAT I GAVE YOU THAT CONDOM!!!!
if I was a wizard from waverly place we wouldn't b having these problems
Dont you think its a little early in the relationship for sexting?
hey..i found a takeout box with a half-eaten hamburger in it, the box said to text this number if found...
he sent me a picture of his dick with a heart border around it
It was close. I was the girl scoping out where all the garbage cans were located in the class just in case.
This is why you don't heavily drink before 2 midterms.
Can you explain to me why there are fake boobs glued on my chest?
Hey do you eat chocolate chip pancakes with bacon in?
DO NOT MAIL ME A PANCAKE
apparently when she asked me how drunk I was on a scale of 1-10, I answered "bitch I'm fabulous" and tried to do a sassy hairflip. but I have short hair.
His Instagram is like a gay porn blog all of the sudden got conquered by the Mormon missionary that he is
Straight boys are literally imbeciles. If Darwinism doesn’t get them female rage will.
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