I miss Bob Barker.
Yeah, more like Douche Carey...
If I've learned one thing today? Blow jobs get you to state championships.
Alright. Who did it? Who's bangin' the ump?
i do not condone bathtub ky wrestling
Had to use Google translator to be able to tell the cleaning lady not to throw away the condoms we have strategically placed throughout the house.
just because you are in college doesnt mean its okay to pregame easter mass.
You know you had a bad blackout when you forget you held the stanley cup.
she laid there and continued moaning loudly for like 10 minutes after we were done, just so that her mom would be jealous
Vague recollection of me ripping your shirt off at the bar... I hope I asked first, otherwise that's real rude.
Don't get me wrong, I love talking about lube and such, but why are we?
Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
you guys have a strange definition of the word fun. I would have said dangerous, terrifying, or life-threatening. of course, bowling can now be described the same way.
Just wiped the ashes off my forehead before he came over to have sex. Definitely going to hell.
Thursday is not a good day to become a felon... It's bingo night
She was just trying to do dick voodoo. Pretty standard stuff.
I wore the clothes I got arrested in last night to work today.....there is no where but up from here!
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