Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
A girl just told me I should smile because I was surrounded by hot girls. I told her that clearly beauty was in the eye of the beholder. And she slapped me!
I'm scared
There's nothing to be scared of. My penis is average size.
That's what I'm afraid of
...So a 6 ft tall drag queen in heels I would kill for just told me I have a dunkable ass. I'm confused...but I'll take any compliment I can.
i wonder what thom yorke's orgasms sound like
Goodbye hot boy in my geo class...goodbye my lover, goodbye my friend. you have been the one, you have been the reason I came to claassss
Dude, she told me she wanted to bang my dad. I don't know which is worse, the fact that she wants to or the fact that she told me.
College freshman give noticeably better blowjobs by the 5th week of the semester.
Its not low standards. We're more of like a self esteem camp for average girls
Well I talked to some Canadians today, and I'm keeping a vigilant watch for sharks, so I'm pretty booked up.
I was galloping around pretending to give birth to pbrs. I could have used a mask.
Successfully defrauded the county government. What have you done today?
Your ability to eat ass like its your job and yet turn down quinoa because it's "gross" is confusing.
Why would you get kicked out?
Well, an overweight man is currently not wearing a shirt. Or pants. And is getting in touch with his inner Chippendale. You can probably fill in the blanks.
I'm assuming you were here at some stage because I woke up alone, clean and in a towel with mum asking my why my shoes, dress and jewellery were in the bottom of the shower.
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