You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
dude, best porn name ever, "the Hunt for Red Cocktober"
My dad just told me if I'm going to smoke pot, to make sure I use a clean needle. WTF?
I think a 5 ft pyramid of jello shots in honor of the egyptians is in order
Just so you know, you're MY booty call. Feel degraded.
Who invented hangovers? And why did I make out with him and eat an entire can of chilli mixed with hot fries while screaming "YOU ONLY GRADUATE ONCE" last night?
Hey your work video crashed my computer. The 8 pornos running in the other window didn't. Congratulations.
He fucking took my shirt off and didn't even touch my boobs. What the actual fuck.
UGH FUCK THIS TRAFFIC I WANNA SUCK A DICK
is buying liquor on my lunch break too aggressive?
Just saw my ex AGAIN. The constellation of gays must be at some sort of weird point with Mercury.
Do not take the D yet, he needs to be worth it. Your Vagina is GOLD.
you bet i'm gonna rock his four-foot-two world.
There are footprints all over my windshield
You said you were making waffles...
YOU GOT ME SO DRUNKK
i got me so drunk!
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