I love black thongs
puked in the new hous. now it's officially home.
I was found on the hood of someone elses car... Who would've thought there were 2 white nissans?
I wanna get FUCKED up and fail the piss test at my eval so they send me to detox and give me suboxone... Is that bad?
she just gave me a present from you... on a stripper pole. in front of the whole club. :)
WHY ISNT THIS A PICTURE MESSAGE
He kept saying 'your mouth is Amazing' even after I was on his dick.
But she tried her best to break my penis, so she has a few free passes with me
he went to find a bathroom and came back 10 minutes later with a fifth of bacardi, a pack of cigarettes, and two funnel cakes. he is a man among boys.
I will start puting down the plastic for the vom in our love chamber. If you want to be something or someone else for the night feel free. The theme is shit show.
I'm there.
We were on the balcony tossing jello shots to people passing below
When people said no i'd yell "i tried them i promise they aren't roofied!"
I'd cum for enchiladas.
Pizza and koolaid didn't even make me feel better. This hangover means business
I hope you have irresponsible drunk insurance because you're about to pay a deductible
I assure you, it was not a Porn Hub Bee Movie parody.
Just fucked my ex's brother. It is clear I dated the wrong one. Is it wrong for me to continue to fuck this one?
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