well apparently i yelled MY VAGINA WAS ANNIHILATED and his whole family heard
3 different guys in my psych class know me as 3 different names and said hi to me with all 3 different names-Andrea, Grace, and Bella
I've never been more proud of you
I don't plan to be alive for 2010 so ima say this 12 hours early. Happy New Year bitches
please tell me i can get drunk off sparkling grape juice. even if you have to lie, please say yes.
The last good decent convo we has was when I was trying to convince you to let me watch you pee.
I wanna take him on a special date, something that says I banged your brother but since he moved I want you
I swear she hasnt shaved since the last time we hooked up 5 months ago
Yelling at the starbucks lady to write Beyoncé on my cup
Just text the random number in my iphone notes that was entered at 1am. Should be interesting.
YOUR TITS WERE ON THE TABLE.
I think I might be harboring a Canadian in my womb.
I got poked in the eye with a penis last night. How's your day?
Peeing in taco bell cups is part of the fun of going to taco bell
Maybe if I ever do become a counselor, I would just implement a kind of intensive meme therapy.
THEY WILL NOT STOP FLINGING CARDS AROUND THE ROOM! It has been four hours. HOW CAN IT STILL BE ENTERTAINING?!?! I will be under the table if you need me.
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