I don't apprectiate you insinuating that my breasts have a sort of bremuda triangle effect
This gyro tastes like lonliness
i think i'd rather have a trophy of a like jizz stained curtain or something
The Swedes wanted a tensome.
DONT LET HIM GET NAKED. JUST SAY NO
Nick is about to bring home a woman who is 39, a mother, and, by all accounts, FUCKING HOMELESS. Will update as details become available.
Waking up at a teachers house is a very confusing thing
I think your dad took our porno
Props to the guy blatantly doing coke in the bathroom at the bar. Walked out of the stall with a credit card in hand, sniffing loudly and shouting "choo choo"
i asked him to talk to me in french while we fucked and halfway through i caught the word 'lasagna'. turns out he was making his grocery list.....i asked him to keep going.
He took me out, we slept together, and he sent me home this morning with fresh cantaloupe. #husbandstatus
the amount of 23-year-old guys who have seen me naked is starting to get a little worrying
Your normalization of crazy is frightening.
You coming to give me head and eat tacos?
on a campus of 30,000 people, i should not be able to see every single guy I've ever hooked up with at one party.
Randomize
