i've decided that sluttiness is like a disease, it can lay dormant in you for years and then one day you go to college and with all the booze and drugs and boys and time on your hands symptoms begin to show then one day BAM you're a huge slut. it's like how izzie had skin cancer and it grew into brain cancer.
NEED BACKUP we are in the kitchen arguing about who would win in fight against lil Wayne and snoop dog
i just lost my virginity for the 9th time. when will guys stop believing that nonsense line
Two words Indian burn...
What did she think it was, a shake weight?
then he asked me if i wanted to "handle his wingman"
your love of good penises attached to ugly faces is disgusting and slightly disturbing.
I feel like I ran a fucking marathon on my knees last night and there are bruises to prove it.
I'm using toast as a chaser. If I wasn't already so fucked up this would be revolting.
I am here to underwhelm you with my vagina
I just found out the guy that lied and blew me off got arrested, his mugshot is online. Life is good.
Amanda bynes is my spirit animal
I tripped while walking across the stage and while trying to pick my diploma back up my flask fell out in front of the dean
I'm still here... I feel so bad wearing your mom's cardigan at a strip club 🙈
The guy in the cage next to me is having phone sex. His girlfriend is in College Library. Why is my life ridiculous.
I love random hookups in covid sex. Usually girls think me about a one and a half to a two and a half but now that I got this mask on I'm a Solid 6.
Randomize
