I can hear the grilled cheese talking to me. "Let me in there!" they wanna get inside me
I think my emotional moodswings have reached a new low. I cried for the entire duration of changing my tampon.
never let anyone you met on skype borrow your car. lesson learned.
He DELETED brick breaker off his blackberry why even bother trying to find something in common?
I was about to watch some really classy porn. Title was ravenous for dick. I didnt know pornstars knew ravenous was a word.
come over, blizzard of oz party. dress up.
I hate that you live in a gated community. I feel your guard judges me every time I go to your house at 3 am an leave at 5am
So much to do, haven't done anything except hook up with sailors and work on my tan.
I am making it a rule that only people I am comfortable around enough to not have to put a bra on are allowed for Sunday funday. I think that's a good rule for someone who started drinking alone at noon while everyone else here sipped their coffee.
I refused to call him anything but Drake eyebrows all night.
My ex-fiancee UPS-ed me a sixer of tall boys, and a fifth of bourbon for christmas, from halfway across the country. What does this mean?
I feel like I'm pretty optimistic for a girl that might be pregnant.
And it's settled. 10 months is the appropriate amount of time before having the dick pic discussion.
Is it possible for mice to climb? If so I think mice are climbing into my bed in the night and playing with my hair..
I think I should've done my makeup before I took the acid. Because now I just feel silly looking at myself in the mirror
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