What do they do with the elephants that die at the zoo
Cremation, why do you ask?
I think we have a bit of a problem
I was high as a kite when I got pulled over by a cop and he asked me for my ID and if I had been smoking weed, I said no and gave him my debit card.
I might get fired at work today. I had to prioritize. It's not my fault Cockasaurus came over.
is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
he just found out his girl is having a boy. he's probably googling "Ed Hardy diapers" as we speak.
The drugs are starting to wear off. Suddenly aware there's a girl with bald patches and 2 guys that don't have a full set of teeth between them.
the parents are super pissed...made eye contact with the mom while going down on another girl
no, i remember trying to staple my nipples together. I just can't figure out where the hell stapler came from.
Are you asking me on a date where we get shithoused and do some fingerpainting?
got high to the hills theme song. FEEL THE RAIN ON YOUR SKIN. no regrets.
He wasn't eating out, he was performing a hysterectomy without a license....should I be worried about my future family?
rolling absolute tits, turn on the red lights for when i get home.
She seems less like a roommate, and more like a homeless person who snuck into your apartment.
I HAVE to find her. I've got a pretty decent pic of her footprint on my headboard. Wonder if I can get one of the podiatry majors to help?
How is there no taco emoji?! That's some bullshit.
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