i can juggle bunnies
cool
on fire
I don't think brook has ever known best
I'm giving you permission to use the abortion money to pay for your DUI.
my math teacher staples burger king applications to failed tests
I just saw the list where the U.S. doesn't even rank in the top 10 in drinking countries. I know its Tuesday but....its for America
There needs to be waaaay more alcohol in my apartment if I am going to survive being unemployed
im almost positive that in mid thrust she told me she was pro choice
It just gets louder and louder too...dear god. Her poor vagina.
Dude. Going to the Theme park the day after the 4th of July was the worst idea I've ever had.
I think we need to dedicate ourselves to building your stamina back to uterus breaking level
I know it was a good night because I got a lecture from my roommates mom about stranger danger
I already tell everyone in my office my bf is at the Naval academy. It slipped one time and I can't go back on it now
Well, while we went through airport security, I found out Mom got her clit pierced, so there's that.
I walk into the pharmacy and I'm like "I need three morning after pills" and the guy was like "uhhhh". All I said was "we didn't plan it, we all just got laid the same night"
We were so amazed while watching mission impossible ghost protocol last night we didn't even have sex
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