just come out here and I will go home with you...
it sucked. he totally couldn't get it up. blamed it on never having cheated b4. Couldn't stop laughing. fuck.
I am the poster child for what not to do during sex. Soon they will be calling an undesired position after me
I need you to come over. Im crying, day drinking and working out simultaneously.
My lower body still feels like its been through a garbage disposal and a trash compactor. In that order.
I think they make you graduate because you get too old to go hard and become a risk. homecoming weekend wins again. fuck.
I remember it because it was right after the sadness and right before the sluttiness. The calm before the storm if you will
Mike showed up naked and in handcuffs. Again. Feel free to come over and laugh because I'm not helping this time.
"Do You Wanna Build a Snowman" came on while I was riding his dick. I had to take a moment.
I told her my blood type was O Positive and we started making out. Bio majors are weird.
She didn't complain to the library attendant about us being too loud. She complained after you grabbed her highlighter off the table to stir vodka into your tumbler with.
Since when do my one night stands start sending you friend requests?
Omg in one week, two guys with their own names tattooed on their bodies had their tongues in my mouth. Self loathing shall commence now.
Doing shots with my high school valedictorian. Bucket list
He just got out of surgery, almost died from shooting him self with an arrow.
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