Paul doesn't remember going to the bar and slept on someone's porch...doesn't know whose porch...maybe near Howard U.
Don't you think facebook is a bit pretentious, suggesting friends and all? No facebook, I would NOT like to be friends with a girl whose fiancee I have slept with.
Our relationship is like that beach boys song "help me Rhonda" and I'm fucking Rhonda. And Rhondas's the whore in case you've never heard it.
SOME GIRL GOT MAGGOTS IN HER COOCH FROM EXPERIMENTING WITH MAYO!
come over
yeah sure
wait who is this again? my contacts got deleted...but tell me and ill be there in 10
In the middle of getting a blow job, she looked up at me and said "this isn't the first time I've done this today"
Dude. Apparently I just smoked some stuff that's used for Nigerian spirit quests.
This would be a good time for the don't get drunk and bang a married chick pep talk...
Ok... I'm a little jealous... Grab her pig tails and ride her like a jet ski. Making motor noises is optional.
This american gymnastics guy.... He just messed up. I feel so bad. I just wanna hug him until he stops crying. Not even in a sexual way. I just wanna hug him.
I dunno what he did but it both burns and feels amazing to pee
I'm 99% sure the Indians were high for thanksgiving and we should respect that by getting high too
Part of my tooth flew in my eye when the dentist was drilling my cavity then I was sent to the ER. Fucking never going back
Yep that's the face of someone whose dick I would put in my mouth without hesitation
I'm a history major and he's the descendant of TWO presidents. Did you really think I wasn't going to sleep with him?
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