dude, despite what happened last night, I'm not gay
Dont worry, she is sitting right next to me. She is making it clear she wants to scissor
I just got hit by a car and apologized to the driver. I asked him if he was okay.
My boss just called me into his office to apologize for being an "inadvertant cockblock"
i hope when i become a housewife i'm more of a gretchen and less of a vicky
it was really awkward. it took him like like 2 minutes to realize who he was jacking off to. he stopped mid-stroke. such a small small world
i told you not to try chat roulette
Our professor just said "No class today, go get stoned." A guy seriously walked over and hugged him.
All the walks of shame were condensed into the hour before parents started showing up. Move out day is so bittersweet
she was handing out condoms w/ her number on them...
Just finished two pages in like 20-30 mins bitches SHWAMP DRUNK LIBRARY SHWAMP
Puke, feathers, beads, and solo cups all on my way to class. I'm surprised anyone's alive after this weekend.
Sex in your truck helped me start regaining feeling in my jaw. Thanks!
You're an adult now and it's your vagina. You should do what it or you wants.
I wanna print it out and hang it on the fridge like parents do with good report cards.
oh the joys of a picture of a negative pregnancy test
He's a freak. Not like "freak in the bed" freak but like "eats glue in the weekends" freak.
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