he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
Wait, we're on the hunt for addys and explosives. They're both in this house somewhere.
Do you think it'd be inappropriate to have an I'm Not Keeping My Baby Party the day after her baby shower?
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
Finally put clothes on I've been laying naked in the bed for approximately 4 hours since I showered and by showered I mean when I laid down in the bathtub with the shower on
I'm in the city buying alcohol. I just got warned by a homeless man on the street that I shouldn't look so pretty "in these parts"
So, sleeping with all of my Vicodin in my bra because I knew she'd be searching my room for drugs tonight. I'LL SHOW HER.
Seriously can I go through one convo where masturbating doesn't come up
How much money would it take for the bouncer to get us beers while we wait in line to get in?
$450 apparently whoopwhoop
If you want it you better put a ring on it. And by ring I mean one of my three favorite pies.
I had 2 shots but she spilt one on me. Kinda mad but kinda grateful
I described my life as a 7 layer cake of death
I came so hard my entire leg seized. Her blowjob gave me a Charlie horse.
? I'm just sitting watching something borrowed alone, crying in my boxers , feel like I should probably do something
But I only have 2 emotions angry and horny
Randomize
