There are just some things I refuse to put in my mouth.
how in the hell can u get pulled over when ur car is parked.
And then I saw the naval officer and gave up that whole new leaf thing
I know it's not standard practice to meet the couple you donate to, but i'm curious as to what kind of people saw my picture and said, we want that girl's eggs
Just picture a bunch of Abraham Lincolns having an orgy.
He pulled a potato out of his bag in the library. A WHOLE FRIGGIN POTATO. He ate it like it was an apple and waved at the librarian as she stared at him.
Ladies, we have an appointment at David's Bridal aurora this coming Sunday at 3pm. And an appointment at where ever tequila is served at noon.
Guys with integrity exist just to rain on my slut parade.
And have you ever tried to explain a hickey to your own grandmother?
what a fun peer-pressure-filled weekend
So... I woke up on a bench with a honey bun on my chest.
If you sleep with him again I'll have you spayed
i feel like every weekend turns into a giant blur of i dont want to know...
dude im trying to eat his ass so can you stop for 10 minutes
Just letting you know that while you peed your pants in that guys jeep, The orgasm I had made my hair fall out... Good morning.
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