No idea how I passed that sobriety test.
How did you manage that?
Told her it wasn't GENITAL herpes... just ORAL herpes... on my penis
lol... jersey girls rock
i love my job...i have craft hour at my desk w twizzlers
can u grab me a application
i was so high i thought his mole came off and was flying around
Medical school killed my enjoyment of porn. Hard to keep a boner when you're diagnosing all the actor's STDs and skin disorders.
He walked in, tore open the drawer, pulled out a condom, and slammed it shut. He was that ready.
We didn't even make it to the door before they came out saying we weren't allowed in because of last time..
I wish we knew morse code and could knock to each other through the wall
That and I was watching this life alert commercial and I'm pretty sure my liver turned up the volume for more information
Not my type, but the penis looks fun.
I figured working in my office on the 34th floor I'd be safe railing xanax off my desk. Of course, I snort it just in time for the window washer guy to give me a thumbs up.
Hahahaha don't tempt me. Remember we're trying to avoid airport jail if possible
Vodka and tater tots have managed to satisfy me more than most of the guys I've slept with.
I woke up with clothes on this morning and I'm pretty sure you had something to do with that. Thank you.
there is puke in my bra ... again
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