why do married chicks ALWAYS cry after?
You know I'm really starting to enjoy being everyones first gay experience
My cousin's dog just exhaled smoke. My job here is done.
it glows. i had to have it.
When I take mushrooms I can feel your presence down there. I can feel where Africa is too.
I don't know what it was about last night, but every bar that i went to there was at least one girl there that i had done something with. I'm sure the girl that i went with knew because they all grabbed my penis and told me to call them.
She got called into work early but she left me a note that had directions to her roommates stash of weed on top of a two bacon and egg mcmuffins. I think I win.
In local news, attempts to hide phone from extremely drunk self prove unsuccessful for Dallas woman.
thanks for piggy backing me around for the rest of the night when I got too drunk to stand.
Maybe she'll change her mind but the "go fuck yourself" doesn't seem promising
My mom told me to get it out of my system now bc once I hit 30 it's not acceptable to get "white girl wasted".
After fooling around at the hotel til dawn, I managed to feed her with my free buffet passes. Tastes like sweet victory.
If Denver makes it to the Super Bowl I'll quit drinking. So I'm pretty much stocking up on booze
well, unfortunately the rug burn lasted longer than the actual relationship
I just wanna know if were done hooking up so I know of that condom he left in my top drawer is fair game
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