weak ass sauce last night. waste of time. you suck. ps. your boobs are fake
i was like. eff you dude i'm 100% american. i went to a high school prom and i like springstein songs and i take rides in chevrolets.
I cant date a girl that sucks dick at sucking dick
your address is 607B right?
yeah why?
i need to tell the guy bringing over the flaming bag of dog shit where to put it
she wants me to text her or call her all the time when we are apart...this is not high school...
I'm not a creep or anything, just a lost soul looking for a good lay
Woke up to the sound of my own moans coming from the tv....evidently it was videotaped.
If I get over there and the april fools joke is that there's no HBO, I'm setting fire to the place.
Its completely acceptable to go naked under my graduation gown right?
Some ppl might frown upon it but theyre prudes
And fyi howling is not an acceptable form of communication.
Just beer bonged tequila, broke into the hotel next door and got chased by security. It's spring break
Not too bad but came home early cuz business was shut down due to an employee sexually harrassing the inspector
Easy. Go to walmart, buy a bag of charcoal. everyone gets a present and it's cheap.
Considering what happened last night and how horrible I feel, I look amazing
I didn’t want to see that boob. I told her not to show me but she said “no, I’m going to show you”
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