I'm drinking ghetto ass mojitos!
Wow. How can mojitos be ghetto?
Squirt + bacardi limon + limes = ghetto mojitos
yeah i just made her a character on oregon trail and i hope she gets dysentry and dies. that'll show her.
i just want his dick, seriously i'm about to take trifiling lessons. we'll call my alter-ego blair and she will screw his brains out, girlfriend or not.
im not 100% but im pretty sure at some point i was rubbing ur bf's beard telling him how magnificient i thought it was
I just contemplated drinking cheese dip. And by "contemplated," I mean "attempted and was forcibly stopped from."
Note to self don't give these guys your number. I've seen more dick tonight than a proctologist sees his whole career
You gave your one night stand my number. I told him you left for your sex change an hour ago.
You kept asking us from the backseat if you were driving ok and then you kept talking to your hiccups and yelling at them to "stop it already!"
My vagina has made plenty life decisions and I would like to point out very few if not any of them were in my favor.
Once the overwhelming "oh god my crotch is on fire" wears off, that excite stuff is really nice
he looks like the poster child for myspace how the hell does he have other hoes?
Sitting in a music store. There is a 40 something year old guy in a track suit, with a boner, and playing the ukelelie quite intensely.
thanks for thinking of me.
I showered three hours ago and yet feel the need for another one already. This is my day.
But we have bathrooms and they dont
I get so pissed when there is something that NEEDS to be made fun of and you're not here.
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