I just saw a like a 30 person deep walk of shame... it was like the million man march but with dorm chicks
I'm so hungover even the car commercials make me nauseas
I had a new years resolution not to be a whore anymore, but I think I'm gonna wait till 2011
it's fine if we fail the bar, we were never going to satisfy the moral character requirement anyway
You offered me some of your "Jungle Juice." It was just 151 and Absinthe. I don't know how you are still alive.
You get drunk and try to bury your girlfriend in the sand JUST ONCE and all hell breaks loose
He wanted me naked, so I got naked. You can't hold that against me.
My attorney has my name in her roldex as need to hit that. Im gonna win my case
Unless you can blow me and bake me a pie at the same time, im not impressed.
nope. just stoned. wishing i had a golf cart.
Did we smoke in a portapotty last night? And if so, do you think the brown stuff covering my body is actually dirt?
Tequila ran out around 11 so she let them do body shots of chips and guacamole instead
On a serious note, don't let me forget to tell you about firecracker baseball. I'm glad I have my fingers. I had to count them.
Sometimes at I wake up from a dead sleep at 1am and call the bar just to hear the clink of the glasses and the pouring of the beer on tap in the backround
I really don't think my body can handle another night of drinking
Lol you talk like you have a choice
I am worried that I am gonna die before the weekend is over
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