we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
just realized i've hooked up with 3/4 of the guys here COOL
My uncles bleeding, my brother has a black eye and my moms topless in the pool... How was your family cookout?
im sitting in the back of my pickup eating an artichoke. please come find me, im scared.
that was a mass text, wasnt it?
i normally make it a rule to leave when white people start rapping... but they had blow.
well its a long story but basically i overcame many cockblocks
Can we dedicate this weekends marathon sexcapades to all the haters?
I couldn't get past the raccoon on my porch so i slept on my lawn.
My dad got me a charm braclet....his way of trying to support my gayness....
I like how our relationship transcends the borders of inappropriateness and encompasses all the colors of the inappropriate rainbow.
I will rip it off your body in ways are socially offensive but you still kind of like.
It tasted better than Jesus's hair.
He put a doughnut around his dick and I ate it. What can I say. It was a good fucking night.
Just woke up to the cat unconscious on my stomach, his face between my tits, purring to bring down the walls. I'm endeared and horrified at the same time.
He agreed to matching Christmas pajamas today, no guy does that for a girl he’s not seriously considering marrying.
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