oh jesus shes a lukewarm mess
I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
Just tried to put my sweatpants on backwards...the chances of passing my physics exam just went down about 100%.
I wish you got a notification every time someone masturbated to a Facebook picture of you...
i am about to cut my stepbrother's hair into a mohawk with the same clippers i use to trim my pubes. god is so on my side today.
They were done having sex when I went to the room. They had that look on their faces.
Disappointment?
i swear to god even though i took those meds before coming here i did not hallucinate zulema silently throwing up into a breakfast burrito
the taxi driver actually pulled over to let us moon a house full of people
it took me 7 solid minutes to realize "egggGSaucetingf" meant "exhausting"
He just told me that he goes squirrel hunting. NO LONGER BANGABLE.
and i think wearing the clothes from last night are out of the question...was there mud wrestling there? because i look like a participated..with a cat.
Cops just came and got two guys out of my class. I can't do college. Seriously cannot rage at this school anymore.
Found out last night that "Everclear" is Spanish for "shit got weird"...
I believe you would have been proud of me last night.. I was chasin Fireball shots with Jack and Coke. Guess there's a reason they call me Whiskey Woman.
His birthday is on Valentines Day, of course he's getting a blowjob
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