it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
Yeah, but I'm out of licorice and there's no way anywhere near here will rent us all mopeds on a Tuesday night.
i fell asleep on him beating off on webcam last night, i'm such a great boyfriend.
Well, McDonalds 'escorted' me out after I passed out mid-order
I wouldn't fuck her. Looks like her vagina smells like a seaside orgy.
Out of everyone here, the sober one caught the cat on fire.
At the very least, I mastered a nap while occasionally being dry humped.
I was walking out the front door and heard his roomate say "It looks like you need a chiropractor." I think my work here is done.
I sent you a snap of me in the bath, and you sent me a snap of a taco. An actual taco.
Also I just took Ritalin with coffee so if anyone wants to know what numbers sound like, I got you
I just puke and rallied at my anniversary dinner #winning
He drives a PT Cruiser.... that should have been my first clue.
It was like a baby arm holding another baby arm holding an apple grove. Fuckin huge!
Dude someone puked in a bowl n put it in the fridge. I thought it was salsa! Who does that?
They call you PBJ boy because you were trying to seduce me with pieces of a peanut butter and jelly sandwich. Successfully might I add.
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