if i can run in heels then i can drive
Midnight walks are trippy
I tried to do that earlier, but I was alone and scared, so I stole a happy Birthday balloon.
I think I'm going to die by hangover. I'm in my spanish class. So I guess I'm going to be muerte.
my mom just called and warned me someone is trying to serve me, i feel like i'm playing an extreme game of hide and go seek these next weeks
she has double-d's AND she knows what level Pidgeot evolves. don't tell me she's not a keeper
Single handedly the worst sex I've ever had just went down. Its like we both laid there after word-less thinking about the other " could they be any worse in bed" ?
But you wanna know what the sadest part is? I had to smoke on the way back home cause my mom would be suspicious if I wasn't high after I was supposedly hanging out with you.
I'm puking to John Mayor, save me. Or at least change it to somethong beyyt
Apparently I grabbed her ponytail and cut it with an exacto knife.
If I believed in "responsibility" and "having limits", I would probably say I consumed too much alcohol in the last 48 hours
I apparently insisted on hugging all the bushes and apologizing for pollution on the way home.
She thinks I'm afraid I'm gonna get caught in one of my lies and some of the girls I'm fucking will find out about each other. But it would be a relief to offload a few from the old crop and work in a few newbies into the rotation. The organization could use some new blood.
Dude, that was like bongs ago.
The cat be actin like a 2:30 am poop is the time to tell me all about her thoughts and fears in life. No bitch, this is definitely alone time.
So. Much. Porn.
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