is it wrong that i woudl like to tie u down to the baby changing station using the straps provided?
I told her we could go facebook official. If she ups the oral.
there are so many fish in the see you have left to fuck
Everything is bigger in Texas. Including Colt's vagina.
I forgot it was 4/20. that COMPLETELY explains the 7/11. i was like "that's a lot of white dudes... and they're really into snacking."
well, I suppose if I had to pick a penis to represent the american public, yours would be it
She carries her pencils in a crown royal bag... Need I say more?
Can you pinpoint the moment you decided it was acceptable to trade blow jobs for beers or was it a gradual slide?
Whoever said that remembering a girls name is a basic rule for getting laid has never met me.
She makes him look at her naked pics before she sends them to someone she's actually going to fuck. I think this makes him mayor of the friend zone.
Still not over the fact that we prayed to Jesus to help us win beer pong
Look I'm sorry I stuffed your wife's bouquet toss but I won't have that weak shit in my house.
I appreciate the fact that you sent me a snapchat of your dick soaking in a cup of water.
Dude mama brought home the bacon, i got his HBO account i guess that makes up for his by par skills in bed.
there's fucking coffee grinds packed all inside my pipe. what did i do
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