Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
He tried to pick up a girl by telling her about his homosexual experience in high school.
i used baking grease as lip gloss
Apparently getting drunk, buying a guitar from your local costco and walking in to an open mic night is not the same as rocking out to guitar hero...
I just woke up and shes still asleep next to me with her vibrator inside her and on. Whats normal protocol for this situation?
He's doing the single life. He recently finished like a 3 year relationship. You can't date him.
But I don't want to date him. I just want to look at him. Naked. And in my bed.
He hit on a bridal shower w/ his hand on my tit the entire time. Gave his number to the mom.
I am downstairs in the bar now having a beer...actually I ordered two beers and placed one across from me in front of an open chair. I did this for appearance sake, so nobody knew I was double fisting all alone. I'm getting hungry now. I'm thinking of ordering two meals just to keep appearances up.
Is there a law against that?
Nope not at all. Just morals. But fuck it, this is college, not real life.
He makes this seasoned whore feel like a novice. I've met the one.
came home to a trail of roses from the door halfway up the stairs. but my nonsingle roommate lives downstairs. idk if they celebrated on the stairs or if some girl tried to woo me last night and i don't remember
to improve your porn experience, just imagine a slow speaking older English man narrating it all like a Nature documentary
I'd rather be sodomized with a fullly decorated Christmas tree.
Apparently we don't communicate very well unless we're drunk and/or naked
But seriously I might need help getting spray paint off of my body.... But don't worry about the penis I scrubbed him already
Randomize
