i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
a kid in a transformers shirt tried to pick me up last night at work. he also rolled up on a bicycle, the kind with pedals. do i look that easy?
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
just realized the sink is the perfect height to piss into never cleaning the toilet again
You ruined his night from a different state? Impressive.
I woke up while squatting on top of my bed peeing on my comforter and my laptop
he told me my vagina was like a beautiful piece of salami
THAT DOESN'T MEAN YOU SHOULD LET ME CHUG VODKA.
honestly, i just want you to have sex with him too so that you can fully understand my appreciation of his dick as well.
In my defense, last night's hookup turned out to be my actual girlfriend. That's gotta count for something, right?
HELP A SISTER OUT. AND KEEP YOUR TONGUE OUT OF THE HUMMUS.
TOO HIGH TO FIGURE THIS SHIT OUT
I just want brownies and waffles and someone to lick my tits
I can't ever date him again. Whenever I see his face I just remember helplessly pissing myself in my car.
Honestly I have a huge freedom boner right now and if I came it would be red white and blue
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