we didnt fuck last night. again. seriously, his place is like where dreams go to die.
Gotta love hanging with Nat. By the time guys realize she isnt going home with them, they've spent enough money and time to think I'm a good idea.
my vagina has been out of service for wayy too long... this semester needs to start like right now
This is going to be another afternoon spent getting drunk in the shower, isn't it?
And drunk me decided to play keep away with sober me's dignity
Jesus told me in my dream not to go to the party. I am athiest for tonight PARTY ON
She is sending me pics of her sex faces...which totally counts as sexting in my book
Celebrated the veterans I suppose, my mouth tastes of gin and black outs
unless you have a dick and you were thinking of chopping that off
he has the ass of a greek god and he made me breakfast
All I got was pictures of my boss and dicks. So, that was the end of snapchat.
I love that my family celebrates every holiday with a joint. Chanukah? Mazel-juana! Easter? What's more spring than the color green? Election day? What better way to celebrate democracy in action than medical pot?
When the stripper from this weekend is your cashier at Publix the next day 😐💀#pensacolaproblems
To be honest, the last time I saw him he had a jesus costume on telling people to pray to his bible.
So he's at the chuch?
No, hooters.
If I had any lingering questions about my sexuality, the strip club tonight verified I'm 100% gay
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