He's totally hot and awesome. And he's a Democrat
Good, so he won't mind when you kill the baby.
i didnt know what to say other then wrong hole.....after that the moment was ruined.
Dude, we somehow need to leave discretely with the toilet brush.
I passed out in the VIP room and she charged me for 17 songs until I woke up, theres a bouncer asking me for $700, fuck tequila
Yes..we had amazing sex that I have a 50 percent chance of remembering.
I don't think I have ever puked up that much free breakfast in my life...thank god for Nickle Beers.
That combination of brocholi bacon eggs cheese ketchup and pasta would have been a revaltion had you not thrown up on the stove and put out the pilot light
Confidence margaritas not a good idea. Just said foreskin in my presentation instead of foresight.
I got concerned once i realized you weren't there to hear us having sex. See I do worry about you.
I think I used your jacking off shit when I showered. I couldn't see shit, it was all oily. Fuck power outages
I sincerely hope you find your fuck buddy and have a wonderful night of champagne and whores
I don't think you should be sorry for such memorable sex that I yell your name when you aren't around.
I'm not leaving my family to go to a strip club on good friday.
In the officer's defense, I was indeed pantless at the time he cuffed me, but there's a perfectly good explanation.
Wow this just keeps getting better, weed, shrooms, a stripper..........a gun.
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