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WTF. STOP SENDING ME ANIMAL NOISES. ITS FUCKING WEIRD.
I took an adderall but just ended up meticulously arranging my farmville for hours
He has 250 profile pictures. Of course he was a douchebag
life is sad when you just turned 21 and youre doing late night rogaine runs...
he broke off your car antennae to use as a walking stick before he smoked because he claimed to lack the facial strength needed to open his eyes when he's high
I actually kinda like her but everyone else hates her, so consider it a third party grudgefuck.
P.s. remind me to tell you about the porno that Paul envisioned starring you. It's wizard of oz themed.
ARE YOU SAYING THAT YOU DON'T WANT TO GO TO A PARTY AT AN ADULT STORE WHERE A BUNCH OF HOT GIRLS ARE DRINKING
I just used a thesaurus to write a sext...
I'm just concerned as to why his penis is two different colors.
All I remember is receiving a lap dance to slow motion.
He wants to pour butter pecan flavored coffee creamer on me and lick it off. I'm like, dude, gross. French Vanilla ok? Ugh.
You were out of control then you fell asleep on his lap for 30 min and woke up civil. Way to powernap to sobriety!
I can't really feel a difference, so essentially I paid 60 bucks to bedazzle my vag.
i told her we had a class about unicorns together. i'd say it was a good night
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