i miss you so much
i miss you too
oops, did i send that to you? i meant to send it to the money you owe me
I woke up to him trying to put his dick in my mouth. When I asked him what he was doing he said he was trying to make me stop snoring...
do u usually make out with people before telling them your name???
what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
i lost my life and panties somewhere between the 15th and 16th round of slap the bag.
He was supposed to take me to a nice dinner, but istead all he did was get drunk and throw lit fireworks at me.
I was in the shower, he came in, had me give him a blow job, and left. I'm pretty sure I was just booty called. While taking a shower.
judging by her collection of mens sweaters, shes fucked the entire lands end catalog.
Are taco bell cups microwave safe? I can't make that judgement right now
Im walking to an ob gyn practice session right now. Literally have to get face first in a middleaged vagina in 10 min.
All I've succeeded in doing since I saw you is drool on my shoulder
Piñatas plus fireworks don't mix well
This is it. This is the birthday cake that gets me laid.
90% sure the total babe I have been talking to all night has a kid. Ugh, so sad right now.
Im so high
My boob job is like a master key that gets me in any door, any party and anyone’s pants! They’re magical!
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