My pee smelled like sake this morning it was sooo disgusting.
you spent the like half the night trying to figure out the puzzles on the back of the captn crunch box
He told me to pick a safe word. I said 'cactus' and he said I wasn't taking this seriously and that I wasn't cut out for s&m.
I feel like I've been slapped by Gods icy cold dick of vengeance.
I'm going to email her once I get off the bathroom floor
Hands down the most disgusting picture message ever received. Thank you.
im here for your entertainment
The guy in front of me got in the club with his green card, that's awesome
found a rock and smashed the sliding glass door. home safe. screen door is locked so we're good.
I want to pinterest what I want to do with my pubes. Why isn't there a board for that?!
Going through Bojangles drive thru chanting "KFC" hammered at 8:00 was the highlight.
I'm not taking advice from anyone I've seen passed out naked at noon on the hood of a strangers car. Meaning you.
while i am personally glad that we met...i feel like for society as a whole it was a bad thing
Suspicion confirmed. my mom has her nipples pierced
Way to crack the case Nancy Drew
she was puking nonstop out of the car window in the rain during our hour long drive back, we got lot of honks
Omg the world wants us to be better people
I refuse
Randomize
