i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
I just got hit by a car. I'm fine; I'll be to the bars in about 15
In attempts to Not be THAT GIRL in front of my new crush I will only drink a 12 pack instead of my normal case.
He offered to take me out to a nice dinner but I told him I would rather he just pay for my beer this weekend
Waking and baking has revolutionized how i brush my teeth. Seriously up to like 25 min everry morn. Highly recommend
this is not real life
it never is. after midnight never counts.
I wore water proof eyeliner just incase the first picture of me of 2012 is a mugshot
In the middle of the State of the Union, she unzipped my pants and started giving me head. I've never been so proud to be an American.
My arms are still sore. Apparently, lube wrestling is the best workout ever.
drinking vodka, listening 2 smh at 530am slow cooking beef stew. you'll enjoy the stew and worry abt me in the morning. bon apatite
I just got nudes while talking in the third person. Not sure if I Should be proud or ashamed.
I gave him head during Pitch Perfect 2, I felt like the Bella's were cheering me on with their back up tunes
Of course I'm going to see her again. She had waterproof handcuffs in her shower.
the D I S R E S P E C T of sending someone nudes, them opening it, and not bothering to respond
You walked right into the door. Even the door guy and security guys were laughing.
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