When we were fucking i started barking and growling at her.. you shoulda seen her face
An eyelash just fell out into my container of rice. Searching for it, i took a single piece of rice out at a time coming to the coclusion that i should not be this high while eating rice.
Just got head while drinking hot cocoa and eating cookies. Never in my life have I felt more like santa claus
In an unknown location. With a giant marshmallow stuck to my back. Hello breakfast.
After he called me a "spirited little girl" I realized that I need to stop sleeping with guys more than ten years older than me.
Fair warning: We've transformed the living room into a giant tent.
You can't tell me you've honestly NEVER considered smoking a Froot Loop
I went commando last night, then accidentally flashed a police van...They acknowledged it.
She was horrified when I asked if they had any strap on chin dildos, I was at a sex shop for gods sake must I be judged everywhere
If I'm walking weird, don't judge me. Things got kinda outta hand with the GoPro on.
and Katie got too high with the tow truck driver and wants to go home
...is this motivational speaking, or sexting? It's getting hard to tell.
So apparently dinosaur erotica does, in fact, exist.
well at least you got laid last nighT. I woke up on a pile of laundry
Well I'm nervous now about the consequences of letting you loose
It's a big decision, I respect that you need to think about it.
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