Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
I've already planned a drinking game for mtvs jersey shore....jagerbomb everytime they do
he confused my yawn for an orgasm
Whiskey and I have a long and stories tradition of excellence
Um please remind me to tell you what happened tonight. It involves wine, pain killers and firing a handgun in our apartment. Legit might be hiding from the cops this weekend.
Dunno yet. Probably just gonna play the s.t.d. russian roulette game with random bartenders at the beach again. Same 'ol same 'ol
There should be a company that sends nadgrams. They're like candy grams except the recipient gets kicked in the balls.
"DO YOU LIKE FLYING KITES" WORKED AS A PICKUP LINE. SUCK IT.
An hour is enough time for me to get drunk and win a dry hump marathon so I hope you have somewhat similar or better goals
I found out that rock climbing and alcohol does not go together. Ask my broken arm.
Well don't pass out under a Swedish flag and people won't make assumptions
Just zoned back in to real life and found myself chanting "noodle eater noodle eater noodle eater" at my parrot as he devoured a single macaroni
you bleached my bangs. i have an interview later today and you assholes bleached my bangs.
My god imagine how much cum is in that astroturf
Just flash them and yell "JUDGE THESE BITCHES"
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