i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
you referred to yourself as the crossing guard because of your neon shirt and began directing bar traffic
And I think short bridesmaids dresses are the best idea especially for bathroom sex
She had her insurance card taped to her arm because it was the only thing she "couldn't take off and lose"
no, she just came home, mumbled about being a gerbil out of water then ate half cooked chicken nuggets.. normal night
It's a sit down to pee kind of hangover
Germany has fetish clubs for everything. We are going to Germany. Germany is our friend.
I was walking around the party holding a dog on my shoulder like it was a parrot
I missed rounds this morning...my senior resident hooked me up to and IV and made me stay in the clinic because he said I didn't look presentable enough to walk around the hospital
Nothing says "forever alone" like receiving a friendship bracelet from your parents.
I know he's gay. But if he touches my vagina I'm human centipeding his face. Sorry not sorry
I have banged to "The Emperor's New Groove" way more than could possibly be reasonable.
You offered the police officer a Snickers ice cream bar and cried when he wouldn't take it...
was that you i just saw walking down the street in only one heel smoking a cig yelling "hello sexuals" to everyone who passed??
HELLLLLO SEXUAL BEING
Its really hard to take a shit when the dog wont stop trying to crawl into your lap
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