school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
so...he totally just used scissors to cut up the weed. a wet paper towel to moisten the blunt....and a blow dryer so it wouldn't be wet. this dude either has the worst case of OCD or has the potential to be the next martha stewart.
Just made my alarm the Lion King song. Too excited about waking up to sleep.
My dry heaving is complicating my ability to speak.
She started crying and told me to leave half way through, I'm walking down main with a bottle of patron and a sweatpants boner.
this better not be you asking for a beej
could you clean the juice and feathers off my bed I'm just not up for hangover cleaning.
the good news is that i vommed the last of my humanity last night.
welcome to the club.
he was inside of, then got up said "we don't want you having a baby," grabbed his car keys and left. so now i'm just sitting on his bed, wondering if he's coming back.
It's a hurricane, not a zombie apocalypse. WHY DID YOU BUY SHOTGUNS?!?!
You need to stop me from lighting my hand on fire next time we're working
He put on a roller derby documentary. It was either bore myself to death watching that or take off my dress. He was very appreciative.
Do u remember giving me permission to fuck ur dad and then getting super pissed at me when i said ew?
He left stubble rash on my thighs and cooked me bacon before 9am. I need to lock this down STAT
Next time you decide to post pictures of yourself in your underwear on facebook, please don't tag me as your bulge.. My mom spent 10 minutes looking for me in that picture. I had to tell her I was hiding.
a reward? ill think of something
if its not drugs or food I swear to god ill throw a fit
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