in the practice room. just found 3 bottles of smirnoff hidden inside the piano. SO glad i didn't get into berklee...
she just gave me a present from you... on a stripper pole. in front of the whole club. :)
WHY ISNT THIS A PICTURE MESSAGE
May have caused an international incident. More details after we taxi in.
We need to stop sleeping with people based on which NFL team they like.
im almost positive that in mid thrust she told me she was pro choice
I can't believe you're trying to guilt me into a blow j because a tornado made you homeless.
Is it working?
There's strippers and bear every where so ether you gave me the wrong address or this is the coolest birthday party thrown for a seven year old ever.
Was it high me or sober me who put those Jolly Rancher sticks in the freezer? I'd be soooo impressed if it was high me.
I walked from the hotel to the club with a pint of tequila in my boot. Poured some in a homeless woman's mouth when she asked for change. I've hit rock bottom.
i've never been that scared in my life. i ran naked into the corner and he just stood there trying to shield his boner from the light.
I gasped. Both pairs of lips did.
I'll be honest, I too would punch the 21 year old version of myself in the face, and then have rough sex with him.
Guy pissing in the corner in downtown Boston as his girlfriend is covering him up, yelling "relationship goals"
She fucked a bartender in a closed Applebee’s and has the nerve to call me easy
It’s like a sexy version of those choose your own adventure books from when we were kids. No matter what you choose, there will be penis!
Randomize
