I'm sorry, but there's just something about mesh over nipples that irks me.
Right before he passed out, he said "Stuporman, coming in for a landing"
theres a kid in a leopard robe and sunglasses filling up a gas tank. i miss college
I would compare it to a jeffrey but in smoothie form. More drugs in here than Bobby Brown's sock drawer.
You have all been randomly chosen to participate in a new game called: how high was I? If you have any information about this or about where my clothing items went give me a shout. Thanks an good luck.
The bald eagles cry cause u drink canadian beer.
He brought wine and beer. I'll put my pants on for wine and beer.
On a scale from 1 to the worst weekend of my life, that was an 11. I can see again, though.
Don't be alarmed by all the Dick cakes in the fridge. But please don't eat..i accidentally broke one in half you guys can eat that one. Its labeled free Dick
She had a baby Jesus butt plug
It's your birthday, you should get to jizz where you want to. Jizz when you want tooo
Dipping my sugar cookies in a glass of fireball and creme soda. This is holiday spirit
How'd things go with that guy last night?
He threw up in the consol in my car then started crying about his ex girlfriend.
I went next door to get a can opener from them. They opened the door shirtless, asked me if I wanted to a smoke a joint with them. Then decided to make blueberry smoothies. But the yogurt in the blender & the berries, got confused when the berries blended into the yogurt and just kept adding more. Only stopped when we ran out of berries.
I got the shit slapped outta me last night but the pain in my jaw doesn’t even compare to the hangover I have.
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