just so you know, the whole club saw your tits last night. and booed.
what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
So, just so you know... Your vasectomy worked.
bonus
this is no time to have dignity 4/20 is coming
She keeps referring to it as an "us" Either she is seriously mistaken on what fuck buddies are or she learned another meaning of the word "us"
We found her naked passed out on the bathroom floor. She didn't even make it to the shower. She was clutching the bathroom rug.
This is final. The chair stays in the bathroom, we are too old to be puking from the floor, grown ups sit in chairs infront of the toilet to puke.
Or grown ups don't drink themselves into vomiting.
Just found my bra in a bag of chips on the kayak floating about the pond. Sure sign of a good night
Absolutely. I could drink and smoke that memory away in a matter of years at my current rate.
I just hit on a guy in a doughnut store... is that too suggestive?
Does me being hung over take away from how professional I can be today?
He complimented the perfect handprints you left on each of my ass cheeks.Thanks.
Girl I'm contemplating picking up some adult diapers. That's how bad this is and it's only day 2.
Kinda. I got kicked outta the bar, and then incited a riot until the cops came and I bailed
My life is pants optional.
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