booty call
i swear to god if you come over i will kick you in the pussy.
I just saw him at the bookstore and all I could think about was him licking your ass
Just found a dugout in my rental car glove box. Suddenly my mood is upbeat.
Just puke n rally. People can't judge, it's syllabus week.
To confirm, you are a grown ass man and you just asked me what her vag looked like.
yea I went to the store high again.. I think we're having pie for dinner.
We are 100% horrible people, and im extremely happy we are friends
Wait do you remember that guy last night asking to use my nose ring to open his beer.......
What's clit gel and why is it in my wallet.
Sorry I pissed in your closet and lied to your parents that it was probably a flood. He got up to go to the bathroom, expecting sex when he got back, I panicked
I'm not coming to work today because tequila
It's my day off, I'm going to Target to check out Moms in yoga pants
its times like this i wish i didnt have a penis
he had a cock ring. i orgasmed before he even put it in
If you think I'm going to drive 5.5 hours just to bang a guy, you'd be absolutely right.
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