if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
She asked to borrow my chapstick then said "I promise I won't get herpes on it"
my roommate just caught me washing a dildo in the sink.
Just found my DARE notebook from 6th grade. Extacy was starred and highlighted.
At least I've made one childhood dream come true
how the hell did u puke all over the magazines... do u still want me to keep them
he's home with a concussion now...but apparently i'm still the highlight of his freshman year
Steve called. He needs me to pick him up. He also asked for a set of his clothes, he can't find them. He is such a strong motivation to stay sober.
So I'm not dead, but close call. I think I can handle one more bar.
I am so sorry for drunk texting you r kelly lyrics
It was a mess. I sat on the kitchen floor with maple whiskey and cried into a bowl of poutine. I've never even been to canada
I vaguely remember making out with some dude. Please tell me he had all of his teeth.
MY LIFE IS HARD OK. I HAVE TO WAKE UP AT LIKE 10 OR 11 AFTER SMOKIG POT AND PLAYING FALLOUT UNTIL 3
and then after the older sorority girl asked me his name she said "he gave me the rest of his mcdonalds and I decided to go home with him. it was the best that I could hope for my night"
Walking back to my car from the campus library and just saw a Nuva Ring on the sidewalk. If that doesn't scream college life, idk what does.
i don't like interrupting booty calls. thats just rude.
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