the vacuum is drunk
what?
i spilled my drink and tried to vacuum it and now the vacuum is drunk
So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
WHO ATE OUR COOKIES WHAT THE FUCK THOSE WERE GOURMET
this guy jus got head in a gas station bathroom from this fat chick with one leg
gross dude. was the guy blacked out drunk or something?
yeah and it only cost me 6 dollars
I fucked the bump it out of her hair. just had to let everyone know.
it's like a replay of two fridays ago...except not in a motel and i'm not having sex in the shower.
Dude, she literally just asked me if her mac'n'cheese makes me horny. I think I found the one.
ill give you the fast version. Hooked up with 17 year old coworker while housestting for my boss
The window painters skipped us. They didn't know what to do with the giant SMOKE WEED in the window. So they just skipped it.
Maybe there is a secret pocket full of cocaine in that spiderman wallet.
She had her pubic hair down there shaved into the superman s............. Best one night stand ever.
you started shaking the frozen steak while screaming "THIS IS CAPITALISM" before rubbing it all over your chest and passing out on your dog
i always handshake my one night stand, im classy like that.
Lol, maybe a little bit. I don't know. I don't keep a super keen memory log of dicks honestly.
If it were up to me his wife would never get his penis again, but I guess they have some sort of arrangement
Yes, an arrangement called marriage
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