On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
Last nIght I drank wIth the new guy from fellowshIp & my pastor I've known sInce I was 7. It was agreed by them that I had nIce tIts. I'm not weIrded out In fact I'm flattered...
make sure you eat your skittles last so when you barf you can barf RAINBOWS.
I'm glad you enjoy my eating disorder so much.
I just smelled my beer. It smells like coming home.
just took my ibuprofen with ramen broth, yay college
You ordered 6 boxes of pizza and laughed in the pizza guys face when you didn't pay for any of them.
Where are you, who is in my bed, why is he wearing a spandex onesie as underwear, how did i get teethmarks on my forehead, what are we doing tonight?
Fun fact: I don't want to be an actual functioning adult because why
I take to many stalker pics of him. If he ever looks through my phone he'll never give me sex again :(
Drank your wedding present. Sorry
There's a Japanese guy here dressed as a Viking who just screamed "wats up cocksluts" and kicked a guy in the face. come get me out of here.
Most people would agree that it IS in fact slutty to give someone head for free ice cream.
I'm pretty sure my therapist gave me the green light to fuck him.
Things could not have gone more poorly if I had stripped naked and run through the Sahara with sirloins tied to my vagina.
I snuck a teenager into a club last nite, I felt like such a criminal. It was Awsome
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