I dont kno what was worse. Waking up 2 a guy next to me thinking I got blackout or realizing it was your boyfriend.
I just woke up to a lawnchair covered in lipstick. I'm wearing red lipstick. What happened and is the tequila?
You litterally reached into some girls shirt, pulled out her tit and yelled whats up with this guy.
I just called a child with a Yankees jersey a jerkoff. so much for a friendly day @ the ballpark
Her underwear doesnt even match. If youre going to be a face book whore at least have matching shit.
Well I knew we were drunk when I told you it was a good idea to shit in the ocean
we were playing waterfall, then strip waterfall, then we were just listening to music, drinking, and slowly becoming more naked
sometimes it's just necessary to be your own gyno when you're too afraid to tell your mom about your real life
I went to a community college and majored in Bad Decisions. I'm not exactly a chick magnet.
Oh Jesus. Are you going to the hospital?
No I'm showering then leaving for Vegas
Just got a snapchat from him that was a video of with the caption "my new apartment" in Brazil. I think we might not be seeing eachother anymore.
I almost forgot to feel shameful, if that answers your question.
Blacked out and Irish exited last night. At dinner. On a Sunday.
Ur dad just showed me a tit pic he got omf
She told us she had powers and that eating tree bark cures the shits.
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