No she wasnt mad! I told her that I "mis-remembered" nailing her friend.
barbara walters just said penis...
I just found out the FDA voted to ban Vicodin, my last connection to this world has been destroyed
We'll see haha. The cum didn't work...I just chewed the whole thing in a day.
I hope you meant gum...
just weighed my balls on my pocket scale. that high.
when she was 9 she got kicked out of our 4-H camp dance for pole dancing on the spirit stick
do you still have a key to my apartment? Without going into too much detail locked myself out naked on the patio, currently using a deck cushion to cover myself so kids walking home from school dont see me
Who takes their shirt off at the bar?! Classy broad
I do. In all fairness there was someone else's blood on it.
I can't believe she made out with my 15 year old brother. That kid can seriously pull.
She had a belly button piercing in the shape of a cross. Talk about mixed messages.
I had sex with a mask on because I have the flu and I didn't want to get him sick.
He told me I remind him of his ex girlfriend but in a better more advanced way..
We were too tired to finish having sex so we just stopped to eat the cheesecake and passed out. I didn't mind
Just made my first drink, took 2 sips feel like god
You remember my neighbor with the perfect ass? It's even better in assless chaps.
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