Anything crazier than usual happen? I woke up in a stairway with my cock out.
Wow, this guy is harder to get rid of than gum in pubic hair
You realize if you die tommorow, the last memory i'll ever have of you is your ballsack on skype
If I saw Perez Hilton naked I think I would stick a lit candle down my throat.
There's a man in a pair of gray footie pajamas and a paper crown watching the kids at the playground. It was easier to tell who was a pedophile before Where the Wild Things Are came out.
i need you to recap everything for me beyond "i think i'm gonna try vodka-pong"
The required reading for this week is a paper about birds called great tits. Let's see my TA keep a straight face through this discussion.
I have no idea. After the fireworks it all went to shit. Do you know why I woke up with a road sign?
You kept asking who was the good cop and who was the bad cop, you said you only wanted to talk to the good one
is cock-oriented a word? I'd say I'm that lately.
Just found an "inspected with pride" sticker on or around my vagina
Invite that kid who wants to become a priest. I WANT ON.
He sent me a picture of him trying to push his cock into a Gatorade bottle. I dont know if I'm impressed it didn't fit and disgusted that he sent me something so vile.
I say that because you at one point were like a mama spider covered with baby spiders only you were a man covered with strippers.
Ok. After that I think I'm going to drag queen jello wrestling if you would care to join.
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