its like his balls were made of silver and he was trying to polish the tarnish off
ParTy fuckkin suckkkks bro I gotta fid sum biTch 2 leT me fire sum loadz on her FACE!
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Nah, but can you imagine if I were seriously like that?
I am looking at the epitome of fake boobs right now
You kept telling me to "raw dog" your take home breathalyzer without the mouthpiece
we may have ended up at a gay bar on accident. we're gonna work this to get free drinks.
drunk making out is the fucking beeeest. specially when it's your exboyfriend
I wonder if you'll be as excited about this as you are now tomorrow morning.
I was in the freezer we were knocking over shit. Speaking of which i asked my boss. I can hook up with girls in the freezer
Yeah just sayin. Whenever you want to come over and wank me off you can
Just got done fucking the squirter chick. She came when we were in a 69. I now know what it's like to be water boarded.
Russian roulette. Between salvia and weed. You in?
FUCK YOU MAN
I do NOT want to date a man who has no interest in going to a kangaroo farm
Just wanted to say, I appreciate your bravery in having read receipts
well considering the guy who just delivered my cookies had to console me as i had a mental breakdown in front of him i'd say i'm 4/10 right now, thank you
His 12 year old sister has bigger boobs than me and now that's all I can think about when we have sex
Alas, I cannot find a male suitor sharing my affinity for sport culture who will both manhandle me and treat me with the respect a young Hillary supporter wants and deserves
got the runs at the club last night. wondering when it'll be safe to show my face again.
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