even through the webcam i could tell he was aiming for my face/hair
I would rather wake up to a truck driver than wake up to her
yes we were fucking thats why i put "watching a movie" in quotations
I feel like im in a tornado of daylight savings, tequila and death
She made out with me for a free sandwich. What makes you think she is NOT up to my standards?
Well i tried snorting sugar. so either that made me puke or the fact that i drank water from a fish tank
im sorry for trying to flush a roll of toilet paper down with my puke. probably not great for your toilet
its been so long even thinking about having a dick inside me makes me sore
okay, please tell me Cammy is the one who put the picture and note on my desk saying "beat off to this homeboy"
Best oral ever, hands down so to speak. but I'm starting to want to meet that lesbian truck driver he says he's better than. Just for comparison purposes of course.
I thought I would be a proper lady and put my spare panties in a ziplock
his mom called during sex and he made me talk to her I think we're getting serious
I'm more heavily invested in that tequila than you are
And I mean really who loses their phone in a tree
it's okay that you two hooked up in the family bathroom at the mall.. i just pray to god you were not making a family in the family bathroom..
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