Man, ugly runs in her family
yeah, big time
dude, the reading rainbow guy was just talking to a HOLOGRAM
Are you sure you're not watching Star Trek?
wait... oh
Can I use cash for clunkers to trade in her boobs for a new set of 18 year old tits?
Its worth a shot.
I just saw a girl wearing a flannel shirt that would make 1992 cringe
I hope you shit your pants in a socially devastating situation.
Just saw a drunk guy marching down the strip with a garden rake. I feel compelled to follw him
I'm not giving my ex her earrings back. If some chick i hated gave me brownies i would still eat them. It's the same thing.
i just found this napkin with your number on it in my jacket pocket. it reads amy, drawing of a wine bottle and a house
Really? A fat girl?
I'm walking her back. Chill out.
She is a nice girl okay. For some reason we are in my room though.
I am slightly proud of the fact his mom turns on the dryer located behind the spare bedroom EVERY time we visit!
I've covered myself in body paint in the likeness of R2D2 and I still didn't get laid. Please explain.
The orgasm I got from him made me feel almost as good as I imagine the girls in the tampon commercials feel.
I thought you died. Don't forget it's burger night.
its weird getting into a political debate with a pony dressed as an anime character online
Remember that guy that walked around our house naked with a boner wearing nothing but his winter coat? Well, he has a kid now.
Randomize
