Omg. Get me out of here. Someone is playing michelle branch.
You should have seen her outfit yesterday. It was like pretty woman before Richard Gere gave her money to buy a new outfit.
Let's create a 16 and pregnant drinking game
I just hit a new low..poured my beer in an empty coke can so I could drink in walmart.
I am going to get arrested. I am yelling fuck repeatedly, wearing a Bird jersey and polka dot pants while pounding wine. Amazing mug shot to follow.
She didn't need to know her brother was thrown out of a bar for getting head on the dance floor. You're a shit head.
Can we please get on skype for like 20 seconds so i can show you my penis and the spiderman temporary tattoo that is right above it
I can't ever date him again. Whenever I see his face I just remember helplessly pissing myself in my car.
I'm toasting stale bread and thinking of you
Is that a sex thing?
Some guy is here using a taser on people. I'm up next
Would it be weird to jack off in the hospital?
Dude. Cvs sells sex toys. And my discount works on them. Game on.
I'm going to be such a slut in Europe I've already decided
Send me dick pics. We'll make a scrap book
He pulled out the guitar, sat in tub, and took requests while she puked her brains out in the toilet. I think he loves her.
Give me the sexing that I truly desire and I will reveal to you the mysterious location of the PBR's
Randomize
