guess who came home with a hottie last night
Def drugged
Apparently when you order 'bottomless fries' at red robin that doesnt mean you can go around to every table and eat all the fries you want off other peoples plates.
let's just say, the carpet matched the drapes. in colour and length.
she uses ice cubes and hums anything I want. Last night was Welcome to the jungle. it wasnt lost on me shes a puma. no shame in that 30+ game.
Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
Ha ha. You should see the things I'm doing to my body at Bob Evans.
I just want to jump into a ballpool of dicks now.
He said I was almost as good as the wheel chair sex he had the night before. Apparently I just cant compete with 4 wheels
I thought turtle was a code word for weed until he pulled out a baby turtle from his pocket and said "$20 for a turtle"
I think Facebook knows you fucked me. All of a sudden I get everything you do in my news feed.
Sex with him is like pizza, it can be shitty but its stillll pizza.....
Dude they're making a condom for people who have no feeling in their penises that will make them able to have an orgasm. I love science
What's the rule for getting in fights with homeless men in suits?
Here's a rule: don't
My mom just said "okay girls, the ONLY thing i ask is that you stay sober Saturday afternoon, until halfway through lunch. And you don't wear that crystal camo hat. This is a funeral, not a tailgate party"
Best wishes.
Any chance he has an open marriage? That penis shouldn’t be wasted on one woman. It should be shared with all womankind, or at least me. I’m too good at sex to be deprived a penis that large
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