Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
More dangerous that a broken heart and a shotgun.
And when I look at him, I just want him to say "I love you" in between deep thrusts and hard grunts.
yesterday, he said he didn't trust me around his daughter because "if she was wrapped in rolling paper u'd smoke her." yup.
She definitely looked like a troll, but I had take one for the team. Or at least thats what I keep telling myself
Apparently she doesn't appreciate the significance of eskimo sisterhood as much as I do.
Even though we had just had to physically take her off of someones lawn she was peeing on when they came outside, she still insisted on walking unassisted the rest of the way home. It was dignity meets shit show.
sorry for the naked aussie man in your room last night, he got lost on his way to the bathroom
I know you're gay. But if I'm not getting dick, then you have to. That's what friends do.
WHAT KIND OF SELF RESPECTING 28 YEAR OLD WOMAN WAKES UP IN A FRAT HOUSE?!?'
The cougar kind?
i still can't believe he got laid by going to the bar and handing out "cuddle buddy" application forms
So, were you planning on telling me you left your panties in my glovebox??
the sex got boring after the first three hours
holy shit
I just wiped my butthole and there was glitter down there.
i looked that guy up on facebook. the one who went down on me for two hours
what's the verdict
i've been scrubbing my vag all morning
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