he yelled 'rock me amadeus!' when he came
i love that song!
NOT THE POINT
my debit card account is gonna say movie, movie, ice cream, movie, cheese fries, get a fucking life, movie
obviously my window is still shattered. they're pressure washing my condo today. i think i need a bloody mary.
Hows that studying goin for you?
I'm in my bathtub in a robe and jeans smoking a bowl and my hair is covered in olive oil
It'd be a romantic, consensual abduction
My time here is complete. I think I have now thrown up in every major degree programs building
Seriously. Come back. I've had two beers for breakfast so far. The third will be for lunch since it's already 12.
I lied. Can't workout today. Only exercises I'm currently capable of doing are breathing ones to keep last night's drinks ending up all over the classroom.
I feel like parents watching our children. You want to step in and help them but you just have to let them make their mistakes
At the very least, I mastered a nap while occasionally being dry humped.
Me and mom just bonded over our mutual desire to bang Mark Ruffalo. I'm not sure how to feel about this.
He's very cute and has a totally sit-able face.
Refresh my memory....were we forced to leave or did we choose to leave?
its a recording of you guys having sex?!
its actually 30 minutes of him begging and then 2 minutes of sex.
Must lick fork, like it's a DICK
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