So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
when you close your eyes do you see, that mystical creature will be me.
who is this?
come onnn, where's your sense of adventure?!
I left it in that guy's dorm room.
Can we go out and do something semi fancy soon? I feel like wearing a dress and pretending to be an adult.
There are twenty thousand men on this campus, please have sex with someone who isn't my drug dealer
She showed up in lingerie and a turtle backpack full of bacardi. I think its love.
He's claiming he can open a beer bottle with anything. He's been trying for a while now with a power rangers action figure and he is just cutting the hell out of his hand. There is blood all over billy
You paid a stripper $40 to choke me out last night.
I asked him why the bed was wet and got.."well there are two options... and its not you."
I should not be so motivated by a penis, but I am
I'm just mad because I can't play gta5 all day tomorrow cuz I'll be in court testifying against a craigslist prostitute...
Is Oprah even human
and i thought it was paint or jizz but it was cheese
please tell me you didnt taste test that
Was just at a stoplight and some kid was smoking a blunt and we smiled at him and he offered to pass it between cars... Only in Rockford
I mean, it's good for a lot of things. Just not the inside of your vagina
Well neither is bbq sauce but I dont judge kinks
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