my grandma just put on bowling shoes, to play wii bowling.
He just kept muttering to himself "stabby stabby stabby stabby" while we were boning. I will never be boning him again.
so exactly what does one wear to an abortion clinic?
Aw lol. Sounds like my masturbation injury last year
She gave me head while using a laptop on my stomach to go online. I've never seen a better feat of multitasking.
I have a busted ear drum from when he honked his horn when we started to have sex on his car in the parking lot...
Drinking franzia alone at noon watching a cheese themed episode of "The Chew" I'm ready to admit I need a job.
her dad gauges his nipple piercings.
But if you were going to pour a liquid on your naked body in fall its definitely pumpkin inspired something.
I just rolled an Obama blunt and a Romney shame joint for tonight. Vote wisely.
There's still helium in the tank I found in the garbage outside the bar!
Well, I made it all the way to the gas station. And from there, I begged a cab driver who was parked outside, to give me a piggy back ride the final 2 blocks to my apartment. I wasn't in the cab. Didn't have to pay. Drunk me is smart, and very lazy.
Now after not puking, next step is not to do the accent when immigration says "hello."
I'm laying backwards. On the stairs. Eating carrots. And drinking from a captain Morgan bottle.
Shame is for Republicans.
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