It was like a mary poppins bag, except a sexual mary poppins bag.
Should I tell Kevin that my finger was in his sister's ass last night?
if three guys were standing in front of you and they differed only in the hairiness of the groin who would you choose: smooth as a baby's bottom, the grass lands or the amazon jungle?
i think you're getting too neurotic about why she won't touch you.
it was like he was trying to blow his nose in my vagina
when i was alone, his dick was there for me...
She's okay as an interesting car wreck. But as a sexual object she's funny
scratched cornea got me an eyepatch and a blowjob from a girl with a thing for pirates
I really have to stop waking up in hot tubs on Friday mornings.
did you know that if you have sex in the elevator on the way up that people can still get in?
A Bum and I jusst hugged. its not even 8 pm.
I'm like the kid who wants his birthday and christmas equally. Every time I get one I want the other. Only I don't want holidays I want brothers
I sincerely hope you find your fuck buddy and have a wonderful night of champagne and whores
He literally took a shit in my bathroom and then broke up with me.
Oh, that was the alley that I ate a pine cone in.
Okay so I've been talking to the mice again and they agree with me that you're a piece of shit.
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