Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
He was singing Will Smith Just the Two of Us to his burrito. That high.
I think we need to find a happy medium between fried food and dicks. This could end badly.
all 3 of us brought blondes home last night. all 3 are passed out. we're gonna switch rooms and see how long until one of them notices.
i'm having taco bell mild sauce and tums for breakfast because i'm hungover and thats all i can find. it's like thanksgiving up in here
once again, we need to groom him to be a better human being. using liquor and tits.
New year means new boundaries for the Brazilian lady.. I'm pretty sure I got wax on my asshole
She makes him look at her naked pics before she sends them to someone she's actually going to fuck. I think this makes him mayor of the friend zone.
I'm not leaving my family to go to a strip club on good friday.
My neck is PURPLE. This is NOT a good day to be indoctrinated by the cardinal...
Wait. We seriously played strip beer pong at the bar last night. Who said I never came up with good ideas
Does your balding hurt less when a 19 year old holds your hand?
RICK BROUGHT THE HOT BARTENDER HOME. SOMEONE CALL THE FIRE DEPARTMENT, CUZ RICKYS ON FIIIIIIIRE.
lmao nvm she punched him in the face and left
I'm sure he likes you too... but your boyfriend is kind of a cockblock
I have hit the ultimate fuck buddy status. We pulled over in a construction zone to have a quickie.
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